Boy:I don't know why it works this way but I'm never gonna be able to get over you and so from now on every girl I meet will be meticulously compared to you and unfortunately none of them will be able to measure up to the false memory of what you and I once "had"
Girl:Well maybe I can just keep it for a little while and use it for small things like, I don't know, when I've had a really shitty day or when I need someone to talk to or if I need someone to move something really heavy. And then eventually I'll give it back to you when we both find someone new.
Boy:Unfortunately it won't work that way.
Boy:Well now that you have my heart I'm pretty much an empty cavity inside. For lack of a better term, heartless. I will now treat each woman I meet with a passive-aggressive contentious that will ruin relationship after relationship for many years to come.
WOOOT. I passed MedSurg Exam 1 and Pediatrics Exam 1!!! Happy as hell considering the amount of time I had to actually study which was like none. Now for Nursing Care Provider II tomorrow. Should have that one down packed as well. Yey!